May 2012
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“Don’t be fooled. You’re not in a competition with other women....”
– Tina Fey
Mega Update of Doom
A few things have happened since I last posted, dear reader. Here they are, in chronological order:
I went on a really average date with a really boring man. During said date I managed to break my year long dry spell.
It was very bad. I think he was trying to eat my face with his tongue, and possibly crush me to death with his body
He informed me he has no hobbies. Not just “no...
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Happy Mother's Day! 3 Steps of Awesome
Happy Mother’s Day weekend everyone! If you’re a mom, thanks for being awesome! If you have a mom, please thank her for being awesome! If you don’t have a mom, find the mom-like person in your life and give them a hug! Here are my super-not-so-secret plans for my Mom: 1.) I’ve purchased a fancy apron for her using a Google Offers deal from Flirty Aprons. For others interested, you can find the 50%...
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I think I'm losing my mind this time, this time...
RIP MCA.
While I am a fan of the Beastie Boys and am saddened by the death of Adam Yauch, that’s not why I chose the title above.
I really do think I’m losing my mind this time. This weekend I performed my usual “good granddaughter” act and baby sat my grandma and great aunt (both of who live with my parents) so my Mom & Dad could go on vacation. They’re due...
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Worst. Day. Ever.
Tuesday evening was quite possibly the worst evening I’ve had in 2012. It all started when I arrived home, and had the thought that it would be a good idea - this being Georgia and nearing 90 degrees - to water all the plants on my porch. Being the super genius that I am I figured watering the large hanging plant that a Dove family moved in to would be a good idea as well. It was...
