With Shark Week and Finals looming, let’s see what crazy things Sally has done so far today:
- Sent her boss a crazy IM freaking out over an unreasonable request from the accounting department
- Screamed at the head tech support guy (which caused him to inform her to “quit taking it so personal” - the grammar and attitude of which inflamed craziness even more)
- Cried in a bathroom stall (spent 5 minutes washing mascara from face)
- Whined to reddit about the whole situation
- Is now posting a bullet point list illustrating her craziness narrating it from the 3rd person perspective. Awesome.
Work ends at 5pm. I am going to go home, buy a bottle of wine and a giant bar of dark chocolate, smoke a bowl, eat & drink previously mentioned food, and watch Game of Thrones.